Story 1
7th grade boy: MISS YOUNG!
Me: It’s MRS. YOUNG, I’m married.
7th grade boy: I know, you’re married to me!
Me: I’m not sure how my husband would feel about that…not to mention I’m ten years older then you.
7th grade boy: Mrs. Young it doesn’t matter in LOVE YEARS!
Story 2
After telling the students how to open refrigerated rolls (the rolls that open when you tear the paper and they pop) a kitchen group tries to open them with a can opener and can’t understand why they can't get them open.
Story 3
Introducing a unit on vegetables I started out with a joke…
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?
7th grade girls answer: BOOGERS TASTE BETTER!
Last Friday making fruit pizza




